ded bodēz evrēwār

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īv had ţē unlukē ekspērēens tū sē 2 ded bodēz in ţu past 2 dāz. not tū bē blasā, but if enēwun woçes frinj on foks, ţu wun ī so yesterdā wuz līk ţē "mōmentum kan bē dēferd, but it must olwāz bē pād bak in fūl" frāz wilyum bel sāz tū ōlivēu. wut ī mēn is, in ţu ferst episōd uv sēsun 2, şē kumz flīing awt ţu windşēld uv ā stāşunārē kar bēkoz şēhad mōmentum wen şe wuz pūld frum ā mūving vēhikūl. ţu bodē ī so yesterdā wuz kuverd in ā şēt ubawt 15 fēt frum ţu kor, but hiz (pardun mē) bludē skid mork led frum ţe smaşd windşēld tu wār hē lā. strānjlē ēnuf, ī didint sē enē disernubūl damuj tū ţu vēhikūl... mōmentum dēferd, ī supōs.

ţē sekund aksident ī so wuz on ţē wā tū werk ţis mūrning. wē must hav misd it bī an awer or sō. ţis tīm ţhār wuz evidens uv signifikant fruntūl kontakt. wē didint şe ţu bodē, but ugān, sumţing definitlē went flīing ţrū ţu windō at hī velositē. at ţis, ī komented tū mī drīver, "ţat is wī ī wār mī sētbelt!" after 3-4 munţs uv mē trīing tū kunvins him, ţis did (ānd it wuz rāning). it lasted fūr ubawt 45 minuts bēfūr hē tūk it of. wel, ī trīd, it's his flīing lesun if hē duzint lisen.