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ī stop at ā petrōl stāşun on ţe wā tū werk everē morning. ī pik up an oranj jūs ānd u botūl uv woter. ī pā, ţā bag it up, ānd īm on mī wā. ī nōtisd rēsentlē ţat ţu bag haz riten on it, "help sāv ţē erţ, plēz rēyūz ţis bag on yūr nekst visit"... sō īv storted tū. ţu ţing iz, ţis morning, ţu kaşēr wūldint let mē rēyūz mī bag. hē lafd! "nō, nō, ī giv yū nū wun", but ī poēnted tū ţu arubik sō hē understūd wut ī wuz dūing, but hē didint kār. ridikyūlus wen ţē employēz dōnt ēven rēspekt ţu kumpanē rēkwest ānd mī dēzīr tū folō it.
mūr lāter.