ī jest dōnt get gīz sumtīmz

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mābē īm jest not normūl. īv met pēpūl urawnd ţu werld hū jest blō mē uwā. ţu storē iz pritē muç ţu sām. ī luv mī wīf wiţ ol uv mī hort, but wen īm uwā frum hōm, īl fīnd sumwun tū kēp mē worm. wē tok ānd çum urawnd līk gīz dū, ānd ţāy ţink īm līk ţem. īhīd it wel, ī ges. ī kant faţum haw yū kan luv wun persun ānd hav seks wiţ unuţer wun. īm ā rōmantik. ī kant dū it.

mūr lāter. ī figyerd ī nēded tū pōst fūr mī wun dēvōted rēder. ţanks.