wut ţē hel iz rong wiţ mē?

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mābē its bēcoz ī did ā longer ānd harder werkawt tūdā ţan yūжūul, but ī wuz līk ţis at ţe end uv ţe memorēūl dā wēkend tū. īm just in ā jenerulē bad mūd. īm not mī jōvēul self, ī dōnt wunt tū tolk (wel mābē tū wun persun), ī just wunt tū gō tū mī rūm, mābē woç ţu NBA plāofs.

ī mīt bē gōing tū aljērēu ugen tūmorō. ēven geting jobs ţrū mī hed kumpunē, ţā or stil sending mē tū krap plāsez. wen ī hav ā problem, ī wunt tū tolk tū her... and ī kant. īm not muç uv a tolker enēwāz, ī kēp it in, its mū ţing; ānd ēven ţō ī dōnt nō wuts rong, ī wunt tū tolk tū her, mābē şē kan figyer it awt. i mis ţu dālē kolz, ţu drunk dīūlz, ţu webkamz. e, ges īl just woç ţu gām. lāter.

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