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for assistance in how to read ZUMEL/zacanese, check out the first post here

after rownd wun, şē iz up on mē 10 tū 9. wē tokd on ţu fōn for kwīţ ā wīl ţis ēvening. it wuz tuf, īm not tū prowd tū sā ī crīd at tīmz. şē nēdz tīm tū bē herself. dōnt nō haw long, īl let her dū ţu coling, dōnt wunt tū pūş ferţer uwā. ī kant vizit dōho wen īm dun hēr tū cudūl mī wā owt uv ţis.

"tīm" skārz mē. wenever mī gerlfrendz hav wunted tīm, it wuz tīm tū bak uwā frum ţe siçūāşun u bit, sō az not tū hert īţer persun sō muç. ī dōnt nō wut els tū dū. nīţer uv us wunts tū lēv awer jobz, but it sēmz distans iz ţe ēvil-dūer hēr.

ī trīd everēţing ī cūd. ī ges īl fīnd owt if it wuz enuf tū paç us up in ā fyū wēks. until ţen mī mīnd gets tū develup milyuns uv ofūl senarēōs ānd liv ţem nītlē. blast. wē tokd, ānd ţār wer ţings ţat ī didint rēulīz had ufected her sō muç (ēven ţō at ţu tīm, şe eksplisitlē sed ţā did - boēz ar dum). īm lisening naw, ānd hōping it is not tū lāt. tū parufrāz jak nikōlsun (ţu crāzē gī frum "az gūd az it getz"), şē māks mē wunt tū bē ā beter man. ī hōp ī get ţu çans naw.

wut suks iz ţis izint ēven ā bad long distens rēlāşunşip, wē ugrēd it iz ā gūd long distens rēlāşunşip, but ţār iz wun comun ţēm... long distens. FUK!!! wē luv ēç uţer but dū wē luv ēç uţer ēnuf tū lēv jobz wē luv? ānd wūd wē bē hapē if wē did. şe sed everēţing wil bē ōkā. it felt gūd tū hēr ţat, but ţen ugen, pretē muç ol ţings or ōkā given enuf tīm... ānd naw ī hāt mīself for ţinking ţat.