topik 3/3 - "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb" rēvyū

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az ţu dā haz prōgresd, ī'v run ukros ţrē ţingz ī'v fawnd blog-werthy. kōinsidentulē, ī hav ţrē blogz ţat ī (ko)oţer, sō ī'l usīn wun topik tū ēç. hēr wē hav mī rēvyū uv "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb".

it suks. wel, not suks, but ī dōnt sē wut ţu big dēl wuz ubawt. ţu līun wuz kūl, ţat litil gerl wuz uglē, ţu ōldest būē poēnted hiz sord līk it wuz ā gun. ţu sentorz, minōtorz, ānd fonz wer pritē nēt, but it wuz līk lord uv ţu ringz līt.

granted, i'v never red ţu būkz. i red ol urownd ţem. i red ţu muç beter lord uv ţu ringz sērēz, but ī olsō red the leser nōn, 5-būk sērēz, "ţu kronikūlz uv prīdān" by loēd alekzander. ī ţink it wuz ā beter sērēz ānd it wuz mād intū u diznē mūvē wā bak in 1985 bēfor it wuz kūl tū bē u diznē mūvē. it wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū bē rāted PG (dū tū sēnz şowing blud). it wuz ţu fesrt diznē mūvē tū yūz kumyūter teknolojē ānd wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū hav nō singing.

but ī dīgres... narnēu just wuzen't as impresiv as i had bin led tū bēlēv. it wuz u dēsent wā tū wāst u cupil uv awerz, but not ţu engājing storē tōld in LOTR.

ţis iz ţu longest pōst tū dāt, ānd mī fingerz ar tīerd az ī havent pōsted in ā wīl. ī'l trī tū remedē ţat in ţu fyūçer.

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