ţe zakarēun unubrijd modifīd ingliş langwij

ded bodēz evrēwār

2009-11-02T04:44:00.002-05:00

īv had ţē unlukē ekspērēens tū sē 2 ded bodēz in ţu past 2 dāz. not tū bē blasā, but if enēwun woçes frinj on foks, ţu wun ī so yesterdā wuz līk ţē "mōmentum kan bē dēferd, but it must olwāz bē pād bak in fūl" frāz wilyum bel sāz tū ōlivēu. wut ī mēn is, in ţu ferst episōd uv sēsun 2, şē kumz flīing awt ţu windşēld uv ā stāşunārē kar bēkoz şēhad mōmentum wen şe wuz pūld frum ā mūving vēhikūl. ţu bodē ī so yesterdā wuz kuverd in ā şēt ubawt 15 fēt frum ţu kor, but hiz (pardun mē) bludē skid mork led frum ţe smaşd windşēld tu wār hē lā. strānjlē ēnuf, ī didint sē enē disernubūl damuj tū ţu vēhikūl... mōmentum dēferd, ī supōs.

ţē sekund aksident ī so wuz on ţē wā tū werk ţis mūrning. wē must hav misd it bī an awer or sō. ţis tīm ţhār wuz evidens uv signifikant fruntūl kontakt. wē didint şe ţu bodē, but ugān, sumţing definitlē went flīing ţrū ţu windō at hī velositē. at ţis, ī komented tū mī drīver, "ţat is wī ī wār mī sētbelt!" after 3-4 munţs uv mē trīing tū kunvins him, ţis did (ānd it wuz rāning). it lasted fūr ubawt 45 minuts bēfūr hē tūk it of. wel, ī trīd, it's his flīing lesun if hē duzint lisen.

ā rēsīkling pōst

2009-10-21T10:13:00.001-04:00

wel, sins a gī ī met ţrū ţu haş dēsīded tū rēd ţis blog, ī ges ī şūd trī harder tū updāt it. plus sumhaw JHō visited mī mōst resent pōst (naw dēlēted az it wuz tempōrārē). haw often duz ţat hapen? duz hē hav ţis RSSd? enēwāz, ī dū hav a randum storē...

ī stop at ā petrōl stāşun on ţe wā tū werk everē morning. ī pik up an oranj jūs ānd u botūl uv woter. ī pā, ţā bag it up, ānd īm on mī wā. ī nōtisd rēsentlē ţat ţu bag haz riten on it, "help sāv ţē erţ, plēz rēyūz ţis bag on yūr nekst visit"... sō īv storted tū. ţu ţing iz, ţis morning, ţu kaşēr wūldint let mē rēyūz mī bag. hē lafd! "nō, nō, ī giv yū nū wun", but ī poēnted tū ţu arubik sō hē understūd wut ī wuz dūing, but hē didint kār. ridikyūlus wen ţē employēz dōnt ēven rēspekt ţu kumpanē rēkwest ānd mī dēzīr tū folō it.

mūr lāter.

wil yū evr forgiv mē?

2009-07-20T08:08:00.002-04:00

ī nō its bin ā long tīm. ī nō ţis bēcoz ţē wun fāţfūl rēder ţat ī had, haz left. ī got zērō hits fūr ţu past tū wēks. ī nō, rīting naw iz līk asking fūrgivnes fūr lūzing ţu haws in ā frendlē pōker gām... tū litūl, ţu lāt, but īl trī enēwāz. ī hav sum osum pikçerz frum ţē sāling trip ī went on last wēkend. īl bē pōsting ţem over at nōmadik tendensēz in ţu nekst dā or tū. ī nēd tū filter awt ţu bad wunz.

werk on ţu nū blog is kuming ulong. çump iz werking on ţu grafiks. īv bin wāting tū dū mūr pōsts until hēz dun, but māybē it wūd lūk cūler if ţār wuz sum kontent olredē wen wē unvāl it. īl ţink on it.

wel, ţat wuz ā werkawt, sō īl rest up ānd trī unuţer pōst sūn... tū bild bak mī staminu.

ţu pawer uv ZUMEL : lerning arubik

2009-03-11T09:38:00.002-04:00

ţē orijinūl poēnt uv ZUMEL wuz tū bās it on foniks. wē kan yūz foniks tū lern az klōslē az posibūl haw tū prōnawns sumţing. ţis wūd bē benefişūl tū transliterāting ţē sawnd uv uţer langwijez sō yū kan prōnawns it kūrektlē. sō tū test ZUMELz efikusē, lets trī sum arubik. ī kant ţink uv haw yū kan get bak tū mē. if yū hav ā mīkrōfōn, rēkord haw yū wūld sā ţē arubik yūzing ZUMEL, ānd send it tū mē at slyght (at) gmail (dot) com. ţis iz bōţ ā test uv mī flejling langwij'z ubilitē tū transliterāt ā langwij tū ēngliş, ānd its ā test uv haw wel yū ar komprēhending it. bōld leterz or stresd. kēp in mīnd, arubik haz severūl guterūl sawndz ţat kant bē kumplētlē tranzliterāted intū ingliş, but īl dū mī best.

subo alkēr - gūd morning

oşūfuk bodān - īl sē yū lāter

talu būstēsē - kum kis mī as

mōhondis - enjinēr

anu sīēdē - īm frum uper ejipt (kīrō)

izīak? / kāf holak? - haw or yū? (tū ā māl)

kwīis / māu māu - gūd / 100% (tū ā māl)

ismok ā - wut iz yūr nām? (tū ā māl)

yalu bēnu!
- lets gō!

ī hōp yū had fun wiţ ţat, ī nō ī did. mābē īl dū mor in ţu fyūçer depending on ţē rēspons. ī hōp tū sē sum ēmālz!

īm sōt tīrd

2009-02-26T06:12:00.002-05:00

last nīt ī set mī ulorm fūr 5:15PM insted uv AM. ţu gīz nō īm prompt olmōst tū ā folt, sō ī got ā kol at 6:33AM wāking mē up fūr werk. ī ruşd geting redē, ānd mād it dawnstārz in ubawt 7 minuts. ī trīd tū slēp on ţu kor rīd tū nō uvāl. sō naw ī sit hēr at werk, egzosted, woçing ţē awers drag bī bēfor ī can gō hōm. stil, ī mā hav just goten sum gūd nūz. ţu sīt manujer just kām in asking if ī hav enē presing werk tūmorō. ī dōnt sō it sawndz līk ī mīt get tūmorō of. wū-hū!!!

ţu difrens bētwēn zakarēun ānd zakunēz...

2009-01-26T04:16:00.004-05:00

ī nō ī nēd tū not ignūr ţis sīt sō muç. i akşūulē luv rīting in ZUMEL, it iz fun ānd it iz ā bit uv ā çalenj tū trī tū tīp kwiklē ānd funetiklē. enēwāz, on tū ţu stūrē.

ī wuz eksplāning tū ţuEJ ţu difrens bētwēn ZUMEL ānd zakunēz. sē? ZUMEL iz ā riten langwij ōnlē. its ā kumplētlē funetik riten langwij, ţat, wen spōken, iz egzaktlē ţu sām az ingliş orulē. naw zakunēz iz ā kumplētlē difrent ţing oltūgeţer. zakunēz iz les ā rōmans langwij ānd mūr uv an intoksikāted langwij. it iz bōţ orul ānd riten (ţō, mūr ofin, in ţē form uv ēlektronik tekst, ēmālz ānd instant mesujez, raţer ţan akşūul pen tū pāper). fūr egzampūl:

rēl ingliş
-----------
hey, how are you doing? what's going on in your neck of the woods? everything is ok here, kinda bored.

zakunēz
--------
jey, howoare youin doin> whaltl;s goin in in youne necki oif the woopd? evnerinhtg id ok here, knida vored.

it tāks sum tīm ānd efert tū translāt, bōţ riten ānd spōken (drunk dīlz!!!). ī ofintīmz fēl bad for ţe persun on ţu rēsēving end.

sō ī hōp ţat clērz ţings up. until nekst tīm.

herd tis on tu wa frum werk tuda

2008-11-29T14:50:00.003-05:00

ulanis moriset - torc

non zakareun FutureMe.org post

2008-11-18T15:16:00.000-05:00

Dear Zac.

you've been in rajahmundry india for nearly 10 months. the site is a mess, presure all around, motley crew of TAs who are somehow getting it done. you are in love with an amazing girl named julia. she is the controls TA and makes it possible to live/work/breathe in this place. where is she now? beside you, do you talk to her, have you both moved on? i hope for the former.

you currently have a wicked mosquito bite/something that is swollen and red and icky. hope you are still alive to read this.

your nephew colton is 5 years old, going to pre-school, and loving it. you miss him terribly. hopefully you can see him soon, he's so great. sadly, you had to wait another 58 days at least. you've been out of the country so long that you can get your federal taxes back. you are sacrificing one year of your life for a bit more money to take care of the people you love.

there are a lot of mixed verbs in this because i don't know how i sould read it when i get it in 3 years.

updates:
red and amy were married in august
clint and amy were married in april
EJ and chris were married in july before he went to iraq(secretly)
chad is dating jackie blon
christy is with juddy
taylor is with erin (bought a truck instead of a ring)
jane ann is married to andy and they are expecting their 3rd kid in march
and you are with julia...

how much of that is the same?

no matter, she's amazing and you enjoy and want to remember every moment with her. she's made you smile like no other.

hope you are in a better place. if not, get your ass moving.

ţē end, ugan, but ţis tīm, nō rēprēv

2008-10-31T03:50:00.002-04:00

ī wunt tū stop hāting pepūl. ī dōnt nō wen ţu dā wil kum bak ţat ī dōnt lūk at pēpūl ādn get pisd ţat ţā ornt az mizerubūl az mē. ī nēd ţat dā. everēwun sez it wil kum, īm şor it wil, it olwāz duz, but it sēmz sō for of. at 30, at ţis stāj in mī līf, ī tot īd bē sō for uwā from ţis shitē plās.

after sending jūlz of ţis morning, ī wolkd dawn ţu strēt tū get mī rīd. on ţu wā, "perl jam - nuţingman" kām on. haw iz everē song uprōprēut tū mī siçūaşun? wī did it hav tū end? bēcoz īm just not bilt fūr ţis, ādn nīţer iz şē, ī ges. ţu lītning līn mād mē crī on ā god-damd kīrō strēt tū erlē in ţu morning.

walks on his own...with thoughts he can't help thinking...
future's above...but in the past he's slow and sinking...
caught a bolt 'a lightnin'...cursed the day he let it go...
nothingman...
nothingman...
isn't it something?
nothingman...

pōetrē

2008-09-19T05:06:00.002-04:00

īv bin rīting ā lot uv pōetrē lātlē. sad haw ţat hapenz wen īm unhapē. ţē art kumz at ol ţu rong tīmz. ţu hapē pōemz uv her or fyū ānd for bētwēn. ī wuz tū bizē bēing hapē tū rīt ţat muç. īd preferd mī tīm tū bē spent wiţ her raţer ţan rīting ubawt her. ţu stuf īv bin rīting lātlē ī ţink iz pritē gūd wiç is rār, sins ī dōnt muç līk mōst uv mī pōemz. uv kors, ţāy or ol fārlē dork, dēpresing, angrē. īm not rēlē şor wiç wunz tū pōst for koment sins ţis hōl siçūāşun gets mūr ānd mūr fukd up everēdā fūr stūpid rēzuns. sō, hēr iz ā şort wun ī rōt tūdā on ţū wā tū werk:

īm trīing tū kil mīself
wiţ ţu nikōtēn
wiţ kafēn
vodku
& tolking
ţots ānd ā fīnlē
tūnd sens uv self ubyūs

translāşun

i'm trying to kill myself
with the nicotine
with caffeine
vodka
& talking,
thoughts and a finely
tuned sense of self-abuse

--------------------------

ol wē had wuz drink
ānd ol ţu devilz wē
kūldint tolk ubawt
sō wē drank & lafd
insted

translāşun

all we had was drink
and all the devils we
couldn't talk about
so we drank and laughed
instead

--------------------------

ī hav mū but kant bē boţerd tū transliterāt ţem rīt naw. let mē nō wut yū ţink.

blū oktōber - coling yū / 18ţ flūr balkunē

2008-08-19T03:59:00.004-04:00

fārlē uprōprēut. ī wunted tū col her sō muç wen şē wuz in dūbī. mābē ī şūlduv. na, it wuz tū lāt.

ānd hērz unuţer. ī ţink its ā "geting tūgeţer" song, but it olsō werks az ā brākup song.

I close my eyes and I smile
Knowing that everything is alright
To the core
So close that door
Is this happening?
My breathe is on your hair
I'm unaware
That you opened the blinds and let the city in
God, you held my hand
And we stand
Just taking in everything.

And I knew it from the start
So my arms are open wide
Your head is on my stomach
And we're trying so hard not to fall asleep

But Here we are
On this 18th floor balcony...
we're both flying away.

We talked about moms and dads
About family pasts
Just getting to know where we came from
Our hearts were on display
For all to see
I can't believe this is happening to me.
I raised my hand as if to show you that I was yours
That I was so yours for the taking
I'm so yours for the taking
Thats when I felt the wind pick up
I grabbed the rail while choking up
These words to say and then you kissed me...
I knew it from the start
My arms are open wide
And your head is on my stomach
And we're trying so hard not to fall asleep

But here we are
On this 18th floor balcony...

I knew from the start
So my arms are open wide
Your head is on my stomach
And we're trying so hard not to fall asleep

Here we are
On this 18th floor balcony...
we're both flying away.

And I'll try to sleep
to keep you in my dreams
'Til I can bring you home with me
I'll try to sleep
And when I do I'll keep you in my... dreams

I knew it from the start
So my arms are open wide
And your head is on my stomach
And we're trying so hard not to fall sleep
So here we are
On this 18th floor balcony

I knew it from the start
So my arms are open wide
And your head is on my stomach
We're not going to sleep
Here we are on this 18th floor balcony
we're both..
flying away

īm sō tīrd uv luving ānd lūzing

2008-08-11T02:02:00.003-04:00

god dam ţis! ţu simptum started ţis, sō ī wuz dētermind tū fīnd ţu problum. ī fawnd it. ţu problum wuz ţat everēţing ī ţot wuz u smol problum, şē didnt, ānd didint tel mē. it sawndz tū lāt, ō god, it sawndz tū lāt. īm asking for ā rēprēv, a moligin. ī didint nō, naw ī dū, ānd ī kan māk mōst uv ţōs problums gō uwā. giv mē u çans. wē kan bōţ giv ēç uţer unuţer çans.

şē duzint ēven rēd ţis blog, funē. ī luv her sō, ānd ī nō wē kan māk ţis werk, but şēz bin hīding ţis frum mē sō long, şē mā not çans giving mē unuţer trī. fuk ţis! īm sō tīrd, but for her, its werţ it. şē olwāz rēmemberz ţu bad, wīl īm olwāz reminising on ţu gūd memorēz. ī hōp its not tū lāt. ī nēd it tū not bē tū lāt. wēr gūd for ēç uţer, ī wuz just māking bōnhed orgyūments for ţu sāk uv it. ī nō naw ţat ī dōnt nēd tū.

ī just sō dōnt wunt tū dū ţis

2008-08-07T08:37:00.002-04:00

īv never rēlē bēn interested in mārij bēfor. īd ţot uv it wiţ past gerlfrendz but never az sērēuslē az wiţ her. ānd ţen it ol fel uport. wēv bēn up lāt pretē muç everē nīt, tolking, uvūēding tolking, reminising, lafing ānd krīing. itz bin tuf. i hōp ugenst hōp ţat ţings wil werk awt, sumţing īd never hav imajind in ţu past. şēl sē ţu arors uv her wāz, īl clōn a nū brān ţat kan handūl ţis. ī kan hōp, ānd i nēd tū. wē or embarking on a nū ānd strānj perveжun uv ā rēlāşunşip fūr ţu tīm-bēing.

it herts sō bad tū lūz sumţing sō osome tū sumţing sō stūpid.

mī hōl werld

2008-08-02T04:41:00.000-04:00

just kōlapsd, ānd ī dōnt ţink ī kan hōld it tūgeţer ţis tīm. wī did şē hav tū dū it? wī wuz ī not ēnuf? wut did ī not giv her? strānjlē, ī stil luv her. wut ţu fuk kan ī dū?

u foţerz dā drēm?

2008-06-16T02:28:00.004-04:00

ī dōnt ţink ubawt mī foţer muç. akşūulē, pritē muç never, but last nīt ī had a drēm ubawt him ānd īronikulē, it wuz on foţerz dā.

ī wuz lūking awt mī bak dūr woçing ţu rān kum dawn. it wuz rāning rēlē hord wen ī nōtisd ţu krik wuz rīzing kwiklē. ţu nekst ţing ī nū, mī red S-10 wuz under woter tū its rūf, az wel az mī gōld şevē silverodō. ţen ī flaşd tū ţu woter having rēsēded, ānd ī wuz geting intū mī gōld truk (mī dad wuz salvujing spork plugz frum mī S-10) tū go çek on jūlz familē (ugān, īronikulē, in ā fluding ārēu in rēl līf). hē sed it wuzn't sāf, ānd hē wuzn't gōing tū let mē gō. ā familē orgyūment ensūd bāsd on rēl-līf işuz wēd had. hē trīd tū stop mē, hē kūldnt, ānd ī went on mī wā tū fīnd jūlz ānd her familē.

strānj, ţat ī dremt ubawt mī dad on dadz dā, ānd ubawt julz familē bēing in ā flud, wen şē haz sum familē in īōwu wār ţār iz sum mājer fluding.

in uţer nūz, dispīt mī sporadik pōsting hēr, īm akşuluē geting ā bit kwiker at translāting in mī hed, ānd ţen tīping it in. yā, krāzēnes.

ī jest dōnt get gīz sumtīmz

2008-04-29T06:55:00.009-04:00

mābē īm jest not normūl. īv met pēpūl urawnd ţu werld hū jest blō mē uwā. ţu storē iz pritē muç ţu sām. ī luv mī wīf wiţ ol uv mī hort, but wen īm uwā frum hōm, īl fīnd sumwun tū kēp mē worm. wē tok ānd çum urawnd līk gīz dū, ānd ţāy ţink īm līk ţem. īhīd it wel, ī ges. ī kant faţum haw yū kan luv wun persun ānd hav seks wiţ unuţer wun. īm ā rōmantik. ī kant dū it.

mūr lāter. ī figyerd ī nēded tū pōst fūr mī wun dēvōted rēder. ţanks.

ţu fāţfūl fyū...

2007-09-22T00:16:00.001-04:00

or raţer, ţu fāţfūl wun. īm serprīzd ţat just ubawt everē dā or sō ī get wun hit on ţis pāj. ţat iz funē kunsidering haw ofin ī updāt it. i rēlē līk ţu pāj, ţu langwij, īv just bin bizē wiţ līf, persunūl stuf (if yū kūdint tel bī ţu last fyū pōsts), et seteru.

ī ţot tings wer geting beter, but it sēmz not. uparentlē īm in ā perpeçūul stāt uv fluks. ī ţot mī rēlāşunşip wuz dun, ţen, awt uv nōwār, it sēmd, mābē ţār wuz hōp, naw īm geting miksd signūlz. mābē īm overanulīzing (ī dū ţat fārlē ofin). ī wunt her, nuţing iz mūr importent. i sent her flawerz, tū çēr her up az şē wuz having ā ruf wēk, ţen īwuz kiking mīself for dūing it, bēing ā sap, māking posiblē unwunted advansez (frum halfwā urawnd ţu glōb).

ī just dōnt nō wut tū dū rīt naw, sō īm kindu runing uwā... kindu.

ī just pōsted "ţē pōst"

2007-07-24T23:30:00.000-04:00

it hert. its ā form uv klōжer, ī ges. ī didnt wunt tū, but it had tū bē dun. īm not ōver her. ī wōnt bē for kwīt ā long tīm, sō īm trīing tū bizē mīself wiţ mīndles ţingz tū kēp mī mīnd of. ī mīt hav ā 7-dā, 12-awerz/dā job for 1 yēr starting in 2008. its not in ţu nīsest plās, but mābē ţat iz gūd. get mē uwā frum ţu werld, frum rēmīnderz, frum luv ānd pān. ţu job izint in stōn yet (az iz per yūжūul).

hēr iz ā klasik brākup song by stānd, called "hōm".

hēr iz ā grāţ kuntrē luv song by "alisun kraws ānd yūnēun sţaşun". şē wuz hōmlē lūking in ţē 80z, but dam did şē get hot az tīm pasd.

ānd hēr iz just ā bēyūtiful yet trajik song wiţ brad pāslē (frum just ā fyū mīlz frum mī haws) ānd alisun kraws.

wel, rīting ţat pōst wuz egzosting, ānd īm just not in ā gūd mūd rīt naw, sō īl finiş. ţanks for rēding.

sēţer wiţ āmē lē - brōken

2007-07-20T14:01:00.000-04:00

ţis song wuz gūd wen it ferst kām awt, beter wen ţā rē-rēkorded it wiţ āmē lē (ţis verжun), ānd ēven beter in ţis tranzişun.

keith urban - "i told you so"

2007-06-15T21:25:00.000-04:00

hēz not ţu mōst maskyūlin uv kuntrē myūsik cawbūyz (hēz frum ostralēu), but hē skūrd nikōl kidmun, sō hē must hav sum skilz wiţ ţu werdz. hērz hiz lātest vid ānd liriks.

You said you needed your space
I wasn't where you wanted to be
I didn't stand in your way
I only want you to be happy
And so how surprised am I to see you here tonight

Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so

Sometimes in our life
We get to where we wonder if
The long road that we're on
Is headin' in the same direction
Well when it comes to you and me
We're right where I know we should be

Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so

Somtimes it's like we're deep in nothing but love
The slightest thing can grow so foolishly
Remind me please
Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
You don't gotta say you're sorry baby
Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so
And I won't say I told you so
But I told you so
Shoulda known better than to leave me baby
Shoulda known better than to leave me darlin'

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143 babalū

riçūul

2007-06-15T11:12:00.000-04:00

yūr shert smeld līk yū tūdā. it iz fāding, ī am sadend. mābē u rēçarj iz in ţu fyūçer. yū nō haw ī hāt ţu hēt but īd bē bī yūr sīd in ā hartbēt, ţār servīving it. līk indēu. gūdnīt mī swēt. haw ī ţink uv yū often.

ī wunder haw wun mīt tel sōber zakunēs frum drunken? ī ţink, ānd ī ţink, ānd ī ţink. 143.

az ţu dāz pas, mī hōp (ānd fēr) grō

2007-06-15T02:43:00.000-04:00

mī dāz, mī konşusnes or sō mesd up. sumtīmz ī ţink wē kan pūl tis of, everēţing wil bē OK. ī luv her ānd şe luvs mē, ānd ţat iz āhel uv ā start. ţen uţer tīmz ī ţink uv ţu luvlē werdz ţat hav gon uwā dering ţis tīm. ţu bēyūtifūl werdz wēd şārd sō menē dāz ānd nīts, tūgeţer, upart, on ţu fōn, on ţu kumpyūter, wisperz in ţe ēr wīl foling uslēp. şez tāken ţem uwā. iz it distens tū end it? is it tū test mī strengţ at not hēring ţem? iz it tempōrarē tū sē haw it fēlz tū not sā ţem? ūr duz şe not fēl for mē enēmor? i mis ţem. ţā sawnded sō swēt of her tung, ānd rōld sō ēzilē frum mīn at ţu vārē ţot uv her. i mis sāing ţem.

its just strānj haw yūsd tū ţingz yū kan get ţat, yū stil uprēşēāt ţem but dōnt nesesarilē sāver ţem. jūlz ānd ī IMd yūжūulē everē dā or tū, wēd trī tū tolk on ţu fōn ubawt az often. drunk dīlz wer fun, u voēsmāl wāting fūr mē wen ī land sumwār nū. īd bē eksīted tū hav mī fōn ring, hōping it wuz her, tū çek mī ēmāl hōping tū hēr ubawt her dā.

ī got yūsd tū ţat. having sumwun tū şār ţōs ţings wiţ. it wuz fun, it wuz nīs. ţings or difrent naw, weţer permunent or not iz yet tū bē sēn. not şor if şe kan bē wun ōver, rēmīnded uv haw gūd ţōs fēlingz wer. not şor if wē kan bē salvajd. ī hōp ugānst hōp, ugānst frendz, ugānst advīs, posiblē ēven gūd jujment, but wen yū fīnd sumţing ţis preşus, ţis... umāzing, sumtīmz its werth ţē efert, ēven if yū hav tū lūk līk ā fūl. īm not ā normūl man, but şes not ā normūl lādē īţer. ī ţink ţats OK. ī hōp şe duz tū. ī wiş ţār wuz sumţing ī kūd dū. ī nēd tū prepār fūr ţu werst, but hōp fūr ţu best. its an unplezunt, pānfūl wor gōing on insīd mē, ānd ī dōnt nō wut īl dū in īţer kās.

sō īl bē mē. bāb, ī luv yū. ī mis yū. ţats ol ī kan dū frum hēr, but giv mē ā çans, wē or wunderfūl ānd kan bē sō muç mūr.

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u nōt

2007-06-12T05:55:00.000-04:00

ī hāt not bēing ābūl tū tolk tū yū. ţat wuz olwāz ţu hīlīt uv mī dā, geting tū kaç up wiţ wut wē had dun. ī nēd mī fiks. ī log on tū sāmtīm just tū sē yūr nām wen ī hav nuţing tū dū. i mis yū foling uslēp on ţu fōn, yūr slēp tolk. ānd uv ol ţu tīmz īv wunted tū tolk tū yū dering ţis tīm, īm ufrād īl hav nuţing tū sā wen wē nekst sē ēç oţer. ī mis yū. ī mis tolking tū yū. ī mis awer kontakt. wun for ţre.

mūr luv pōetrē

2007-06-09T05:53:00.000-04:00

ī līk it ānd ī dōnt kār. rōmans iz not ā bad ţing. luv iz not ā bad ţing, nor iz werēing ubawt lūzing it. hē spēks tū jūlz for mē. şez mī frend but sō muç mūr. ī sēm tū hav lost mī myūz, mī werdz, sō īl borō hiz. but substitūt "gerlfrend" fūr frend at ţē end. ha!

"love" bī roy croft.

I love you,
Not only for what you are,
But for what I am
When I am with you.

I love you,
Not only for what
You have made of yourself,
But for what
You are making of me.
I love you
For the part of me
That you bring out;
I love you
For putting your hand
Into my heaped-up heart
And passing over
All the foolish, weak things
That you can’t help
Dimly seeing there,
And for drawing out
Into the light
All the beautiful belongings
That no one else had looked
Quite far enough to find.

I love you because you
Are helping me to make
Of the lumber of my life
Not a tavern
But a temple;
Out of the works
Of my every day
Not a reproach
But a song.

I love you
Because you have done
More than any creed
Could have done
To make me good
And more than any fate
Could have done
To make me happy.
You have done it
Without a touch,
Without a word,
Without a sign.
You have done it
By being yourself.
Perhaps that is what
Being a friend means,
After all.

ī karē yūr hort bī ē.ē. kumingz

2007-06-09T02:42:00.000-04:00

i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)

i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

e.e. cummings

dam yū bryan adams

2007-06-07T07:47:00.000-04:00

naw sērēuslē, ţis wuzint mī folt. īv bin pritē gūd at geting ţu sām songs stuk in mī hed, mōst īv pōsted hēr bēcoz ţā wer relevent, ī kant get buckcherry - "crazy bitch" awt uv mī hed. ī dōnt līk ţu band but ţat song iz grāt... mmm skraçez dawn mī bak. enēwāz, please forgive me popd intū mī hed awt uv nōwār. ī wuz trīing tū bē dun wiţ ţu liriks ţing, but its rēlē not mī folt. bryan adams tāks mē bak tu ţē anand regency in indēu. ţu hōtel bor plād bryan adams - "summer of '69" lōds ub tīmz. stil, its uprōprēut.

luv bī pablo neruda

2007-06-07T05:51:00.000-04:00

īv never rēlē red muç uv poblō nerūdu. ī dōnt nō spaniş wel ēnuf tū rēd ţu ōrijinūl, ānd ī figyerd ţu translāşunz wūld tāk uwā frum ţu pōetrē. granted ī havent red ā substançūl kros-sekşun uv hiz werk but ī bēlēv ţis pōem mīt ōpen mē up tū hiz werk.

Love

Because of you, in gardens of blossoming flowers I ache from the
perfumes of spring.
   I have forgotten your face, I no longer remember your hands;
how did your lips feel on mine?
   Because of you, I love the white statues drowsing in the parks,
the white statues that have neither voice nor sight.
   I have forgotten your voice, your happy voice; I have forgotten
your eyes.
   Like a flower to its perfume, I am bound to my vague memory of
you. I live with pain that is like a wound; if you touch me, you will
do me irreparable harm.
   Your caresses enfold me, like climbing vines on melancholy walls.
   I have forgotten your love, yet I seem to glimpse you in every
window.
   Because of you, the heady perfumes of summer pain me; because
of you, I again seek out the signs that precipitate desires: shooting
stars, falling objects.

ī ţink ţis mīt bē ţu last lirik pōst

2007-06-05T21:37:00.000-04:00

blake shelton - don't make me

ī rēlē dōnt ţink ī kūld pūţ it beter ţan ţis song. its līk 90% ţu wā īm fēling. wut kan ī sā? īm teling yū, kuntrē myūsik haz ā song fūr everēţing. hēr or ţu liriks.

hē haz unuţer song in ā similer vān kold "austin". ī didint rēlāt tū ţat song wen it cām awt. ī mīt naw. hērz ţu vidēō. ī dōnt ţink yūgīz nēd ţu liriks az muç az ī dū. hōp yū līk ţem. drop mē sum koments.

blake shelton - austin

ā difrent verжun uv mī storē

2007-06-02T21:20:00.000-04:00

ī just herd ţis song on kunādēun rādēo. its bī ţu plain white T's called "hey there delilah". ī just hav a nak for fīnding ţēz songs uv lāt. its ā gift ānd ā kers.

liriks song

ī partikyūlarlē līk:

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

26 dāz tū long, for an unōn verdikt. 143.

yū gesd it, mūr liriks, sorē

2007-06-02T00:36:00.000-04:00

ī wōnt list ţem ol hēr, az ţā or geting long, but īl link.

3 doors down - here without you (this one fits very well)

diamond rio - love a little stronger liriks song

here ţōs on ţu rādēō tūdā on ţu wā tū werk. kuntrē myūsik iz pritē gūd at helping wun stā dēpresd.

ō! ānd hēr iz ā luv pōem ī fawnd onlīn. ţār wer severūl mūr, but ţis wuz gūd. rēmīndz mē uv tolking wiţ stedmun.

143 babalū

kant kēp mī īz ōpen

2007-06-01T05:54:00.000-04:00

īm sō tīred, ānd ī rēulīzd, its ţē īdūl tīm ţat kilz mē. ī wunt nuţing mor ţan tū gō tū slēp in mī bed bak at ţe hōtel, but īm ufrād ī wōnt bē ābūl tū. wen its kwīet, nō wun tū tolk tū, ōnlē mī hed... ţen īm dūmd. hōpfūlē īm rekd ēnuf sō ţat ī wōnt hav tīm tū tīnk. 27 dāz until ī fīnd awt wut iz left uv us, wut iz gōing on.

wut ţē hel iz rong wiţ mē?

2007-05-29T20:28:00.000-04:00

mābē its bēcoz ī did ā longer ānd harder werkawt tūdā ţan yūжūul, but ī wuz līk ţis at ţe end uv ţe memorēūl dā wēkend tū. īm just in ā jenerulē bad mūd. īm not mī jōvēul self, ī dōnt wunt tū tolk (wel mābē tū wun persun), ī just wunt tū gō tū mī rūm, mābē woç ţu NBA plāofs.

ī mīt bē gōing tū aljērēu ugen tūmorō. ēven geting jobs ţrū mī hed kumpunē, ţā or stil sending mē tū krap plāsez. wen ī hav ā problem, ī wunt tū tolk tū her... and ī kant. īm not muç uv a tolker enēwāz, ī kēp it in, its mū ţing; ānd ēven ţō ī dōnt nō wuts rong, ī wunt tū tolk tū her, mābē şē kan figyer it awt. i mis ţu dālē kolz, ţu drunk dīūlz, ţu webkamz. e, ges īl just woç ţu gām. lāter.

143

luv, deţ , ānd ţē ēternūl persūt

2007-05-29T02:32:00.000-04:00

it iz lāt, ubawt 2:30AM. ī just finişd woçing "the fountain" wiţ hyū jakman ānd raçel wīs. ī dū sā it iz umāzing. ţē īdēu uv dūing everēţing wun can for luv ānd lūzing it rīţ at ţē end is boţ romantik yet trajik. luv herts sumtīmz, bēing pawerles ugenst lūzing ţu wun yū luv kan hert mūr, but geting ţu çans tū trī ugen... tū rīt ţu rongz... inspīring. ţis sīkūl rēpēts ţrē tīmz in ţis mūvē, difikūlt tū sā haw suksesfūlē ţō in ēç iterāşun. ţu tīm kontinūitē mīt giv sum pēpūl sum boţer, but ī dōnt ţink it iz tū distrakting. çek it awt.

in uţer newz, ī herd frum jūlz in rēspons tū mī last ēmāl. nuţing muç new. īm hōping tū tok tū her at lēst for u bit on her berţdā sins ī cūdint bē thār in persun. :-( ţoz ar ţu termz for naw. wē ar stil planing on mēting up in solt lāk sitē for her frendz weding tū tok ubawt ţingz. īm hōping ţu gūd awtwāz ţu bad. ges wēl sē ţen. ī hav 4 wēks tū hit ţu loterē, get sum rok hard abz, but implants, mābē sum seksē peks tūspēk uv, ānd, u, ţats ubawt ol ī kan ţink uv. enē sugjesçunz bēsidz giving up? not an opşun at ţis tīm. lāter.

143.

mūr sūdō uprōprēut liriks

2007-05-26T18:03:00.000-04:00

būş - gliserēn

Must be your skin that I'm sinkin in
Must be for real cause now I can feel
and I didn't mind
it's not my kind
not my time to wonder why
everything's gone white
and everything's grey
now your here now you away
I don't want this
remember that
I'll never forget where your at
don't let the days go by
glycerine

I'm never alone
I'm alone all the time
are you at one
or do you lie
we live in a wheel
where everyone steals
but when we rise it's like strawberry fields

If I treated you bad
you bruise my face
couldn't love you more
you got a beautiful taste
don't let the days go by
could have been easier on you
I coudn't change though I wanted to
could have been easier by three
our old friend fear and you and me
glycerine (repeat)
don't let the days go by
glycerine

I needed you more
when we wanted us less
I could not kiss just regress
it might just be
clear simple and plain
that's just fine
that's just one of my names
don't let the days go by
could've been easier on you
glycerine

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luv yū bāb

şort but swēt

2007-05-21T20:28:00.000-04:00

wut kan ī dū but wāt fūr her, ēven wiţ ţē emptē spās şē lēvs. bāb, ī luv yū.

tūsdā, 15-mā-07, 7:50AM (UTC)

2007-05-16T01:33:00.000-04:00

it sēmz its bin ubawt u wēk, it sēmz sō muç longer. hēr ī sit dūing wut iz nesesarē tū get bī. ī rēlē dū hāt ţu persun yūv mād mē uv lāt. nuţing haz çānjd hēr bēsīdz ţu fakt ţat ī kant spēk tū yū. but ţat iz ā sērēus diferens. yū or mī kontakt, mī sumwun tū tok tū. ī olwāz wunt tū tel yū wut īv bin up tū. wu iz rong wiţ ţat? wī or yū sō skārd uv ţis. ţār iz nuţhing rong wiţ wut wē hav, awer luv, awer līfstīl izint īdēl, but it iz wut wē hav. īţer wā, wēkan māk dū, wē kan bē eksīted tū sē ēç uţer wen wē kan. eksotik lōkalz, forin plāsez. wē kan bē werld travūl luverz. ānd ī hāt ţat yū wōnt let mē dū ţat wiţ yū if yū let us gō. īm gōing tū rēd, īm tū angrē rīt naw. yā bēr.

īm rīting tū yū in mī būks, if ţis ever gets sorted yū mīt wunt tū rēd ţem, ţen ugen ī mīt not wunt yū tū. mis yū. 143.

nō nūz iz... wel, nō nuz

2007-05-14T06:42:00.000-04:00

not herd muç frum jūlz. wun ēmāl, raţer distensd (?), ī ges wūd bē wun wā tū diskrīb it... mābē. just ā bit uv ā kaç up, ī supōz. it wuz nīs tū hēr frum her ţō, dispīt ţu mekaniks uv it. ī fūrget haw long its bin sins wēv tolked. far tū long, uv kors, mābē u wēk? ī gō frum dēpresd tū ā sort uv num ublivēusnes. luvlē wā tū liv. wēl sē wut hapenz ţō. until ţen, wiş me luk.

(non-zumel) sometimes country music just gets it right (particularly kenny chesney)

2007-05-11T15:23:00.001-04:00

klik on ţu song tītūlz tū lisin tū ţu songs. ţā or rēlē gūd. ţes or ţu poēnyent parts uv ţu liriks. kīnd uv uprōprēut for mē rīt naw. ī mis mī bābē. tel mē wut yū ţink.

kenny chesney - being drunk's a lot like loving you

Being drunk's a lot like loving you
And I've woke up some mornings and sworn off the drink
And at that I've done reasonably well I think
But I haven't done well swearing off you and me
At that I fail miserably
Well I drank 'til I stumbled
I loved 'til I fell
When the drunk part was over love hurt me like hell
Well I know about drinking
So I know one thing's true
Being drunk's a lot like loving you
Though I know what a taste what the wrong love can do
Sometimes I still get drunk loving you

kenny chesney - when i think about leaving

You know some times me and my lady have these crazy fights and when we do it makes me wonder
Are we're ever gonna get it right ...

... You know the truth is, most of the time things were really great and I know we got something
Special
When I think about leaving I think about us
How we build this love we share on faith and trust, honest way we talk, tender way we touch,
All those nights we spent making love,
When I think about leaving oh I think about us

a non-zumel post

2007-05-08T18:59:00.000-04:00

ī hav ţu best nak at fīnding ţu mōst uprōprēut song tū fit ā sad ōkaжun. hēr or sum eksepts frum sum songs ţat fit mē pritē gūd. ţat pritē muç sez it ol. ţanks brad. (you can click on the title to hear the songs that are talking to me lately, they REALLY are worth a listen).

brad paisley - holdin' on to you

In a downtown restaurant with a friend of a friend
Well she sure likes to talk and I ain't heard a single word she's said

Oh, but every now and then I nod
And I pretend to pay attention
And I say things like, "uh huh"
And, "yeah, you're right" and "are you kiddin'"
And I laugh when it seems
Like the right thing to do
It's hard to hold a conversation
Holdin' on to you

brad paisely - rainin' you

If I had my way
It would do this every day
I would never see the sun
Because the closest I get
To holding you again
Is every time that sky opens up

lets tāk u lūk at ţu kards

2007-05-08T17:07:00.000-04:00

after rownd wun, şē iz up on mē 10 tū 9. wē tokd on ţu fōn for kwīţ ā wīl ţis ēvening. it wuz tuf, īm not tū prowd tū sā ī crīd at tīmz. şē nēdz tīm tū bē herself. dōnt nō haw long, īl let her dū ţu coling, dōnt wunt tū pūş ferţer uwā. ī kant vizit dōho wen īm dun hēr tū cudūl mī wā owt uv ţis.

"tīm" skārz mē. wenever mī gerlfrendz hav wunted tīm, it wuz tīm tū bak uwā frum ţe siçūāşun u bit, sō az not tū hert īţer persun sō muç. ī dōnt nō wut els tū dū. nīţer uv us wunts tū lēv awer jobz, but it sēmz distans iz ţe ēvil-dūer hēr.

ī trīd everēţing ī cūd. ī ges īl fīnd owt if it wuz enuf tū paç us up in ā fyū wēks. until ţen mī mīnd gets tū develup milyuns uv ofūl senarēōs ānd liv ţem nītlē. blast. wē tokd, ānd ţār wer ţings ţat ī didint rēulīz had ufected her sō muç (ēven ţō at ţu tīm, şe eksplisitlē sed ţā did - boēz ar dum). īm lisening naw, ānd hōping it is not tū lāt. tū parufrāz jak nikōlsun (ţu crāzē gī frum "az gūd az it getz"), şē māks mē wunt tū bē ā beter man. ī hōp ī get ţu çans naw.

wut suks iz ţis izint ēven ā bad long distens rēlāşunşip, wē ugrēd it iz ā gūd long distens rēlāşunşip, but ţār iz wun comun ţēm... long distens. FUK!!! wē luv ēç uţer but dū wē luv ēç uţer ēnuf tū lēv jobz wē luv? ānd wūd wē bē hapē if wē did. şe sed everēţing wil bē ōkā. it felt gūd tū hēr ţat, but ţen ugen, pretē muç ol ţings or ōkā given enuf tīm... ānd naw ī hāt mīself for ţinking ţat.

ţu long wāt

2007-05-07T21:59:00.000-04:00

sō ţats ol ī kan dū for naw. ī nēd tū giv her spās tū ţink, but ī dōnt wunt tū. ī wunt tū tok ānd jōk ānd kompliment her; ī wunt tū hēr ubowt her dā, ī wunt tū tel her ī luv her ol ţu tīm, but ī kant... not rīt naw. sō ī wāt. īv tāken tū rīting a jernūl, uv sorts, in werd ţat īl send tū her wen şē wunts tū tok ugen.

īv lost mī apetīt pritē muç, īm tīerd, ţis suks. ī wuz hōping wiţ her ī wūdint hert līk ţis enēmūr. şēz ţu wun, if şēl hav mē. sad sad mē. wiş mē luk.

wāting, werēing, wundering

2007-05-06T16:51:00.000-04:00

its skarē. ī mīt bē lūzing ţu best ţing ţat haz ever hapund tū mē. it kīndu kām owt uv ţu klēr blū, for mē, at lēst. suç iz līf, ī supōz. īv definutlē not givin up, not on ţis. itz tū importint. sō tuf tū tāk kār uv sō far uwā, yu nō?

īm rīting ţis hēr bēcoz ī dōnt wont menē pēpūl tū rēd ţis. ī dōnt wunt ţe īdēu ţu gō urownd līk wīldfīr, mābē ī şūdnt ēvin rīt ţis at ol, but ī nēded tū tok tū sumwun/sumţing, and ţar iz wun les persun ī kan tok tū naw, at lēst for a litūl wīl. ī luv her, and ī dōnt wunt tū stop māking memurēz wiţ her.

itz sō tuf not bēing ābūl tū tok wiţ her. ī olwāz lūkd forwerd tū toking tū her on ţu fōn evrē dā, ēmāling her, sēing her wiţ awer webkamz. now ţat ī kant, ī wunt tū dū sō ol ţu mor. ī kēp wunting tū ēmāl her ōver and ōver. tū let her nō haw ī fēl, haw muç ī mis her and nēd her.

bāb, ī wunt yū, ī nēd yū, wē or sō gūd tūgeţer. ī wunt tū bē hēr for yū. plēz. ī luv yū. and ī dowt yūl sē ţis, but ugan, ī had tū get it owt. 143

zūmelz bak, olrīt!!!

2007-04-28T23:26:00.000-04:00

ō ya, bābē, īm bak bābē ānd beter ţan ever. ī fownd ā pāj on ţu net tolking ubowt sumţing varē klōslē rēlāted tū ţu zūmel. it iz cold "MCN", miksd kap nōtāşun. it sēmz tū bē an ofşut uv "unifon" or şumţing uv ţu līk.

īm şor īm bīusd, uv cors, but ī ţink ţu zūmel iz for pretēer (miksd kās iz uglē) and īv not had tū māk up enē leterz az ţa dū in "unifon". ī ōnlē had tū borō smarter leterz frum uţer langwijez.

sō, tel mē ţu trūţ, yūr glad īm bak, rīt?

ī mād ţis kēbord yūsing "microsoft keyboard layout creator". ī dawt enēwun wunts ţis kēbord tū instol on ţār ōn sistim, but if yū dū, ī kan send it yūr wā wiţ insrukşunz on haw tū instol ānd yūz it.

koment biçiz.

bī ţu wā

2006-08-10T15:47:00.000-04:00

ī wiş ī had ā biger dik. not ţat wut ī hav iz bad but ī figyer gerlz wunt mor. ī got nīs bolz, ţo uv nō import, but ţu lādēz luv ţem. hahahaha. ēven if yū ar 11" yū wil stil wunt 1 mor inç or so. nō wun iz ever hapē. mābē wun dā ā dik implant wil bē az akseptubūl az titē implants. wun dā, wun dā. if yū disugrē, plēz kontakt mē. luv yū ol, lāter

lost keyboard

2006-08-10T15:33:00.000-04:00

where the FUKK did mygod damned keyboard go, i cna't type zacanese. FUKKKKKKK god damned computers. i'll figure it out tomorrow. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKK. mutherfuckin' IBM piece of shite keyboard. i REALL had something to say... and it made me lose it, cuz i can't FUKKING type

ā wun wā tiket

2006-07-19T07:13:00.000-04:00

wel, emu fawnd awt ţat her rēplāsment şūd bē hēr on saterdā. şe iz gōing tū hav ā handōver wiţ him on saterdā, ānd iz lukē ēnuf tū bē lēving on sundā. ī bēlēv şē iz gōing tū agra, norţ uv delē tū sē ţe taж muhol (not ofin ī get tū yūz "ж") bēfor şe lēvs. ī'm planing on dūing ţē sām wenever ī get mī col.

sadlē, ī'm gōing tū mis a gūd frendz weding bēcoz uv ţis plās. ī'v askd for ā rēplāsment, but it sēmz ī'm not a prīoritē. ī şud just lēv, mī manujer kan't dū muç mor ţan transfer mē tū mī nū diviжun (2 in wun pōst!) sūner. wōn't lūk gūd for mī kumpunē but ţa'v stranded mē hēr for 18 monţs... i ţink ţa kūd kut mē sum slak.

fuk it.

fōtōşop iz fun

2006-06-15T06:47:00.000-04:00

ī'v bin runing urown ţu internet wiţ 'stumbūlupon', ānd fownd sum nīs tūtorēūlz for fōtōşop. ţēz aren't ekstrēmlē eksīting but ī lernd sum ţings ubowt fōtōşop mor ţan just ţu serfus fēçerz. ā simpūl pūēnt iz ţu diferent bruşez. ī diden't evun nō ţār wer diferent bruş sets. fansē!

i nō ţez or simpūl, but ī'm hapē wiţ ţem.

hēr i lerned haw tū māk ā pikselāted bakgrownd wiţ ā grādēent ānd a drop şadō.

hēr i lerned how tū strōk ā līn, ānd folō ā paţ wiţ ā bruş uv yūr çoēş.

and hēr i had to çanj ţe levūz uv ā sekundārē pikçer, ānd rēmūv ţat frum ţe ōrijinūl pik.

gūd dā ol.

līt travūlz bakwerdz?

2006-05-30T05:44:00.000-04:00

ţis iz sum bad as şīt. gō hēr tū çek owt an osum studē on ţu spēd uv līt in diferent mutērēulz. ţā'v fawnd ţat līt kan akçūulē travūl bakwerdz. ī'm olmōst hard. ī'm suç u nerd.

ţu litil blog ţat cūd

2006-05-24T03:14:00.000-04:00

wel, ī gotu rīt sumţing. ţis blog ekspariment izint şowing ţu grātest vītil sīnz. it's tū bē ekspekted thō. it tāks mē sumtīm tū rīt ā pōst, figyer owt haw tū spel nū werdz, ānd if ī'm eksīted ubowt sumţing, it tāks ā wīl, sō ī pōst it on nōmadik tendensēz or BTB. ī'm stil ţankfūl fūr yū fāţfūl divōted fyū hū kum hēr tū sē ţu evolūşun uv ā langwij ekspariment gon urī. mor lāter.

helō gūd pēpūl

2006-05-19T02:56:00.000-04:00

it's bin u wīl sins ī last pōsted tū ţu zūmel. werk haz bin ruf. wun stūpid ţing ţat wuz fiksd munţs ugō, popd up ugen. not şor haw tū fiks it. ī wuz rēlē ubowt tū rēmark on haw ī kūd sē ţe līt at ţe end uv ţe tunel... ugen. emu ţinkz mābē ţe end uv jūlī... ī kan't ēvun vençer u ges. īm drawning in apuţē, ānd it duzin't fēl gūd. it fēlz tīerd and būerd and hōples/haples. nuţing gōz rīt hēr and ol ī wunu dū iz gō hōm for ā litil bit. rēlax. but sins ī'm çanjing diviжuns (yā! i got tū yūz 'ж'), and ţis job iz draging ulong, ī'l probublē mis mī vācāşun, and hav nō tīm at hōm. FUK!!!

nō tīm tū partāk in ţe fūliş yet fun antiks uv yester-yēr. nō tīm tū travil, spend mī munē ā bit mor wīzlē. ī'd kīndu līk tū vizit mī bruţerz in floridu. or tāk u rōd trip or sumţing. ī haven't had u dēsent vācāşun in ājes. but wē wil sē. mābē ī'l kwit ţujenerul, ānd kraş karz for hondu or sumţing.

wē'l sē

topik 3/3 - "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb" rēvyū

2006-05-09T06:04:00.000-04:00

az ţu dā haz prōgresd, ī'v run ukros ţrē ţingz ī'v fawnd blog-werthy. kōinsidentulē, ī hav ţrē blogz ţat ī (ko)oţer, sō ī'l usīn wun topik tū ēç. hēr wē hav mī rēvyū uv "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb".

it suks. wel, not suks, but ī dōnt sē wut ţu big dēl wuz ubawt. ţu līun wuz kūl, ţat litil gerl wuz uglē, ţu ōldest būē poēnted hiz sord līk it wuz ā gun. ţu sentorz, minōtorz, ānd fonz wer pritē nēt, but it wuz līk lord uv ţu ringz līt.

granted, i'v never red ţu būkz. i red ol urownd ţem. i red ţu muç beter lord uv ţu ringz sērēz, but ī olsō red the leser nōn, 5-būk sērēz, "ţu kronikūlz uv prīdān" by loēd alekzander. ī ţink it wuz ā beter sērēz ānd it wuz mād intū u diznē mūvē wā bak in 1985 bēfor it wuz kūl tū bē u diznē mūvē. it wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū bē rāted PG (dū tū sēnz şowing blud). it wuz ţu fesrt diznē mūvē tū yūz kumyūter teknolojē ānd wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū hav nō singing.

but ī dīgres... narnēu just wuzen't as impresiv as i had bin led tū bēlēv. it wuz u dēsent wā tū wāst u cupil uv awerz, but not ţu engājing storē tōld in LOTR.

ţis iz ţu longest pōst tū dāt, ānd mī fingerz ar tīerd az ī havent pōsted in ā wīl. ī'l trī tū remedē ţat in ţu fyūçer.

---end uv topik chān---

u koment?! yes!

2006-04-15T06:40:00.000-04:00

sō stedmun wux nīs enuf tū lēv ā koment on mī nūborn blog. and haw swēt şē wux tū. uparentlē, zakunēz wiţ ţe modifīd leterz and ol iz varē klos tū sum drunken ē-mālz ī'v sent her in ţe past. gūd tū nō sum ţingz never çānj.

ī'm sō bord. at ţe varē lēst, ī wont tū lēv werk and pak or nap or sumţing tū okyupī mī hed, sō tīm duzn't drag on wers ţan it olredē iz.

ītinerarē:

lēv vīzag at 2:10pm on 17-āpril and arīv in hīdrubad at 3:10pm

lēv hīdrubad at 5:20pm and get tū delē at 7:20pm

lēv delē at 10:45pm and get to newerk ārport at 4:35am on 18-āpril (15 owr, 10 minut flīt)

gō tū ţe konsūlut at 9:15am tū drop of mī pasport tū get mī nū vēzu.

dik urownd ol dā

pik up pasport at 4:30pm and tāk ā taksē tū newerk ārport

lēv newerk at 7:30pm and get tū pitsberg at 9:04pm

ThuMom and ThuMom2 şūld bē thār tū pik mē up ţen. and ī'l bē sōōōōō hapē. sō ţat i ţe plan. wē'l sē haw wel it gōz.

sē yū sūn.

man ī kan't wāt tū get hōm

2006-04-13T05:10:00.000-04:00

ī wuz akçūulē ubowt 5 minutz lāt tūdā. ī wuz dresd, tēţ bruşd, redē tū gō, but ī had tū lūk at mī tikets wun mor tīm. ţā ar sō bēūtifūl. ī'm sō mir ţan redē tū get ţe hel owt uv hēr. ī definitlē nēd sum tīm of. it iz gōing tū bē grāt.

ī hav ā list uv ţingz ī nēd tū dū wen ī get hōm. simpul stuf līk gō tū ţe sinemu, ōpen ol uv mī bokses filing mī rūm, plā wiţ wutever iz in ţos bokses, gō drinking wiţ mī frendz, çil, gō tū ţe titē bar, and ēt gūd umarikun fūd.

in uţer nūz, ī'm ţinking uv geting ā pda. ţe mek ta onsīt wunts wun, and askd mē tū fīnd him wun (uparentlē hē ţinks ī'm a tek gūrū sins ī'm olwāz bīing gajets). sō ī'm lūking and ţār ar sum nis wunz. ī'm lūking at ţe (pardun ţe volger plān ingliş) palm tungsten C and ţe HP iPaq hx2750. mē līkē. mē hav tū menē toēz.

ţat's enuf for ā dēsent pōst.

sō wut dū yū ţink

2006-04-12T05:33:00.000-04:00

haw iz everēwun līking ţis sīt? ī nō it iz nū, but ī ţink it wil kach on. it iz ţe hīt uv ēfişunsē, and uglē az ol get owt. ţis wuz gōing tū bē longer but ī wuz distrakted bī "tū pīnts uv loger (and ā paket uv krisps)". sorē ol. ī rēlē wunt tū giv yū ā big pōst tū fūlē uprēşēāt ţe bēūtē ţat iz... zakunēz. mābē tūmorō.

siks dāz left

2006-04-11T08:10:00.000-04:00

yup, ţat's rīt, siks dāz, bābē. akşūulē, ōnlē fīv werking dāz, wiç mā tern owt tū bē for dāz (posiblē nō werk on sundā). lēving on ţe 17ţ, in ţ yū es ā on ţe 18ţ. ī kan't wāt. but it iz a bit ēzēer sins emu kām bak. it iz olwāz ēzēer wen a tē ā kumz bak. ţā bring delikusēz frum umārika. şe brot bak buswīzer, musterd (spīcē brawn, bēr/brot, and yelō), gormā çēzes frum amsterdam, and bēf jerkē. ī'l bē in heven ţe last fyū dāz ī'm hēr ţankz tū her. ţen it iz mī tern tū bring bak ţe gudēz. lāter ol.

ī hav ā minut or tū

2006-04-10T10:05:00.000-04:00

it iz ţē end uv ţē şift and ī hav ā fyū minutz tū spār. wē had tū werk ā cupel uv owerz ōver tūnīt. ō, ū nō wut? ī'm gōing tū pūt ā cownter on hēr, sō ī'l hav tū gō for now. lāter.

unuţer dā of

2006-04-10T01:56:00.000-04:00

ţat'z tū sundāz in u rō. haw osum iz ţat? ī got tū slēp in, had ā fyū bērz, met up wiţ emu and ţe olstum tē āz tū gō tū ţe bēç. mūr on ţat ōver at nōmadik tendensēz. it'z tū muç tū rīt līk ţis.

but it wuz ā grāt dā of. naw bak tū ţe grīnd. ī'm not çeking for tīpōz ţis tīm bēcoz it iz lunç-tīm and ī'm starving. mābē ī'l çek it lāter.

ţe ferst zūmel/zakunēz pōst in ţe blogusfēr

2006-04-08T07:41:00.000-04:00

sō hēr iz an īdēu uv wut zakunēz lūkz līk. it izn't pritē, but if enēwun kan lern simpil foniks, enēwun kan spēk ingliş. ţis tāks sum tīm, ēven for mē, tū tīp and tū rēd, but ī'm hōping ū stik urawnd for az long az ī hav ţe paşuns tu dū ţis. ţār wil bē tīpōs, ī'm şor, but ī'l dū mī best tū minimīz ţem in order tū māk lerning zakunēz a bit ēzēer. gūd luk, and plēz kum bak ugen.

in plain english

2006-04-08T05:50:00.000-04:00

ok, this is to help out anyone wondering what the hell is going to be going on on this site. i get bored. when i get bored, i think about weird things. several years back, i worked in turkmenistan and kazakhstan, russian speaking countries, and in my spare time i tried reading the language from signs, etc. with the locals to learn how to read cyrrilic. i was told even if i didn't know the word, i had excellent pronunciation. i must credit my lonely planet™ russian phrasebook and the russian language for being extremely phonetic.

if i do recall, phonics was being kinda phased out as i was growing up. unless i'm hallucinating madly, i remember my parents complaining about the new way children were taught to read without phonics. either way, it led me to re-evaluate the english language.

my being raised with english as my mother tongue gives me advantages and disadvantages. one advantage is that, apparently, english is one of the tougher languages to learn. it's a bastardization of numerous other languages thrown together. since these root languages differed, as the language solidified, rules were made, but with those rules came numerous exceptions; thus, an impure language had to deal with it's growing pains. how it became the language of global commerce, i'll never know. the disadvantage is since it is almost THE global language, i've been afforded the luxury of not needing to learn another language to travel the world to do my job.

still, this is my effort to help simplify the english language with phonics, removing redundant letters, and incorporating a few more efficient letters from other languages. from now on, all posts are going to be written in ZUMEL (title), or zacanese, for those of you who do not like acronyms. there is no capitalization in ZUMEL/zacanese, i prefer bold. the ZUMEL/zacanese alphabet consists of 32 letters, broken down into 19 consonants, 10 vowels, and 3 digraphs (or 'blends').

the consonants:

b
d
f
g
h
j
ж (soft j like the 's' in closure)
k
l
m
n
p
r
s
t
v
w
y
z

the vowels (5 vowels, long and short types are explicit):

ā, a
ē, e
ī, i
ō, o
ū, u

and the digraphs:

ş = sh
ç = ch
ţ = th

this is a living language as i made it up only a few years ago and there's been very little beta testing besides working out some trivial flaws on a car trip with ChumpAssFool over at BTB **come to think of it, i think the roots of this go back to grade school when CAF and i wrote notes for PolGer**. if you can handle taking the time to forget what you know the word should look like, and just hear it, i'd appreciate any comments or words that can't be expressed very succintly. this isn't a language for comprehension, per se, as there will be many homographs. this language would be more based towards correct pronunciation.

i'm sure the updates won't be every day, but they should be one or two times a week since i have two other blogs i write for. i'll tweak the layout a little bit when i have the time. this is just a crazy side project. i made a language pack for windows so you TOO can type in zacanese, if you want it, i'll figure out a way to link it. i think there is a small glitch in it, but we'll have to see. this is the last post i'll be able to use the blogger spell check. let's see how this goes...