30 May 2006

līt travūlz bakwerdz?

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ţis iz sum bad as şīt. gō hēr tū çek owt an osum studē on ţu spēd uv līt in diferent mutērēulz. ţā'v fawnd ţat līt kan akçūulē travūl bakwerdz. ī'm olmōst hard. ī'm suç u nerd.

24 May 2006

ţu litil blog ţat cūd

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wel, ī gotu rīt sumţing. ţis blog ekspariment izint şowing ţu grātest vītil sīnz. it's tū bē ekspekted thō. it tāks mē sumtīm tū rīt ā pōst, figyer owt haw tū spel nū werdz, ānd if ī'm eksīted ubowt sumţing, it tāks ā wīl, sō ī pōst it on nōmadik tendensēz or BTB. ī'm stil ţankfūl fūr yū fāţfūl divōted fyū hū kum hēr tū sē ţu evolūşun uv ā langwij ekspariment gon urī. mor lāter.

19 May 2006

helō gūd pēpūl

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it's bin u wīl sins ī last pōsted tū ţu zūmel. werk haz bin ruf. wun stūpid ţing ţat wuz fiksd munţs ugō, popd up ugen. not şor haw tū fiks it. ī wuz rēlē ubowt tū rēmark on haw ī kūd sē ţe līt at ţe end uv ţe tunel... ugen. emu ţinkz mābē ţe end uv jūlī... ī kan't ēvun vençer u ges. īm drawning in apuţē, ānd it duzin't fēl gūd. it fēlz tīerd and būerd and hōples/haples. nuţing gōz rīt hēr and ol ī wunu dū iz gō hōm for ā litil bit. rēlax. but sins ī'm çanjing diviжuns (yā! i got tū yūz 'ж'), and ţis job iz draging ulong, ī'l probublē mis mī vācāşun, and hav nō tīm at hōm. FUK!!!

nō tīm tū partāk in ţe fūliş yet fun antiks uv yester-yēr. nō tīm tū travil, spend mī munē ā bit mor wīzlē. ī'd kīndu līk tū vizit mī bruţerz in floridu. or tāk u rōd trip or sumţing. ī haven't had u dēsent vācāşun in ājes. but wē wil sē. mābē ī'l kwit ţujenerul, ānd kraş karz for hondu or sumţing.

wē'l sē

09 May 2006

topik 3/3 - "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb" rēvyū

for assistance in how to read ZUMEL/zacanese, check out the first post here

az ţu dā haz prōgresd, ī'v run ukros ţrē ţingz ī'v fawnd blog-werthy. kōinsidentulē, ī hav ţrē blogz ţat ī (ko)oţer, sō ī'l usīn wun topik tū ēç. hēr wē hav mī rēvyū uv "ţu kronikūlz uv narnēu: ţu līun, ţu wiç, ānd ţu wordrōb".

it suks. wel, not suks, but ī dōnt sē wut ţu big dēl wuz ubawt. ţu līun wuz kūl, ţat litil gerl wuz uglē, ţu ōldest būē poēnted hiz sord līk it wuz ā gun. ţu sentorz, minōtorz, ānd fonz wer pritē nēt, but it wuz līk lord uv ţu ringz līt.

granted, i'v never red ţu būkz. i red ol urownd ţem. i red ţu muç beter lord uv ţu ringz sērēz, but ī olsō red the leser nōn, 5-būk sērēz, "ţu kronikūlz uv prīdān" by loēd alekzander. ī ţink it wuz ā beter sērēz ānd it wuz mād intū u diznē mūvē wā bak in 1985 bēfor it wuz kūl tū bē u diznē mūvē. it wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū bē rāted PG (dū tū sēnz şowing blud). it wuz ţu fesrt diznē mūvē tū yūz kumyūter teknolojē ānd wuz ţu ferst diznē mūvē tū hav nō singing.

but ī dīgres... narnēu just wuzen't as impresiv as i had bin led tū bēlēv. it wuz u dēsent wā tū wāst u cupil uv awerz, but not ţu engājing storē tōld in LOTR.

ţis iz ţu longest pōst tū dāt, ānd mī fingerz ar tīerd az ī havent pōsted in ā wīl. ī'l trī tū remedē ţat in ţu fyūçer.

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